Confused Goat

News, comedy, cartoons, impersonations and topical bleats - hosted by Niall Towl & Keir Menzies

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Episodes

11 - The ’N’ Word

Tuesday Oct 04, 2022

Tuesday Oct 04, 2022

This week, the Nuclear threat. Is 'Putin' really mad enough to press the button? Plus Niall joins the Berriew Winter Tennis League. Also in this episode... UK's 'kami-Kwazi' budget, Liz Truss's week in hiding, more King Charles and pen-gate (this runs deep), Tesla robots that look like Biden, Biden's "where's Jackie" moment, Siri, Google Assist and just so much bloody more. Episode 11. Yum.

10 - Long Live the King!

Wednesday Sep 14, 2022

Wednesday Sep 14, 2022

In episode 10 we discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, the succession of King Charles III, the appointment of Liz Truss as UK Prime Minister. (Just a quiet one then). We also cover off Ukraine, Putin, China and Trump. Plus, we discuss bad internet forums, Stormtroopers, and the Rolling Stones. All this, plus ropey songs, voice impressions and a cascade of uninformed opinions, plus so so much more! Listen here or where all good podcasts are podded.

09 - Chess Robots

Wednesday Aug 03, 2022

Wednesday Aug 03, 2022

Violent robots, plus record temperatures in rural Wales. There's also our political update from the UK and we look at Trump's strange return to Washington this week. We also meander through some sport (including a nice bleat about golf subtitles) and there's another instalment of 'insect sex'. All this plus some bad Arnie impressions and so much more. Just try it! Once you go goat...

08 - A Dog Cycle

Thursday Jul 07, 2022

Thursday Jul 07, 2022

It's all about life-cycles this week. The cycle of a dog, the cycle of a Prime Minister and the cycle of a creature that lives in the ass of a wasp. There's lots of non-cycle stuff too. It's episode 8 of the goat. Get some! 

07 - Getting Old

Thursday Jun 16, 2022

Thursday Jun 16, 2022

As the world's economies crumble, we take a look at the news headlines. Then, in a brand new segment called 'Giddy Goat' we look at what made us happy this week :) Plus, how getting old means getting un-PC, how emotion sells phones, and more insect sex (this week the Giraffe Weevil). Also, Tom Cruise, the Queen and Paddington Bear, plus so much more in Episode 7 of the 'Goat'.  

06 - Cackle of Hyenas

Thursday Jun 02, 2022

Thursday Jun 02, 2022

We cover the Queen's Jubilee and we unpick the latest news from the world of politics. Plus, the Jonny Depp-Amber Heard verdict is in. Also, songs that go on too long and some of our favourite collective animal nouns. There's also a myriad of impressions and ridiculous stories. Enjoy episode 6 of the Confused Goat. 

05 - Crakin’ A Rat

Friday May 13, 2022

Friday May 13, 2022

Farts. Also, the latest news from around the world, including the mysterious lawnmower burglar. Plus, we take a closer look at parliament porn, rip the shit out of chat bots, and discuss doll-content. All this and so much more in episode 5 of the Confused Goat.

04 - How To Lie Well

Tuesday Apr 26, 2022

Tuesday Apr 26, 2022

How to lie. And get away with it. Also, Jonny Depp accuses Amber Heard of pooing on his bed  - she blames the dogs (that's an example of a bad lie). We also ask some really important questions, like 'why are shoe sizes so complicated?' Plus, celebrity game shows, a few more all-original portmanteaus, and (in the not comedy bit), the latest from Ukraine. All this and so much more on episode four (that rhymes).

03 - Fake Corpsing

Sunday Apr 17, 2022

Sunday Apr 17, 2022

On the bleat sheet this week: Fake funnies - the cringy trend infiltrating entertainment. Also, anoraks, Boris Johnson, Kyiv (or is it Kiev?) All this and so much more on the Confused goat podcast, episode 3. Plus, oh no, that's all. But that's still quite a lot. Give it a listen!

02 - The Death of Liberalism

Tuesday Apr 05, 2022

Tuesday Apr 05, 2022

Putin, Trump, Erdoğan, Bolsonaro, Orban, Assad, Kim Jon Un... Everywhere we look, democracy is under attack. Are our ironic t-shirts and witty Facebook observations playing into the hands of would-be dictators? Should we, the liberals, be fighting back! And if so, how? Also, we discuss cricket, the Will Smith slap, Hooters and so much more.  So, plug your headphones in and get ready for episode 2 of the Confused Goat!

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