Episodes

Sep 15, 2025
24 - Almost Perfect
Sep 15, 2025
Sep 15, 2025
39 min
In this episode, we get an update on Geoff the Donkey (what's left of him). We also have our regular News Cruise and a Trump Dump. As well, there's people doing jobs that sound like their name, some animals you've never heard of, plus a unique flag of the week, and so, so much more. Get goating!

Mar 29, 2025
23 - Dangerous Kitchens
Mar 29, 2025
Mar 29, 2025
37 min
In this episode, we uncover a hidden danger lurking in every household kitchen. Also, there's our regular look at world news, a bunch of weird acronyms, and we butcher the Welsh language. There's some dog news, including a furtive dog and a marathon-running dog, as well as other animal news and we've also got a great yarn about a good keen man. All this and so much more. Enjoy!

Jan 21, 2025
22 - The C Word
Jan 21, 2025
Jan 21, 2025
35 min
In this episode, we've got the latest political round up from the US and the UK. There's also some A.I news, an incredible bird fact, a selection of aussie/kiwi sayings, manly musings about chainsaws, the latest AI news, film news and some breaking cat news. Plus, our regular flag review (this week it's a little known, but delightful flag). All that and so, so much more in episode 22 of the goat. We're not here for a haircut!

Nov 17, 2024
21 - Testosterone
Nov 17, 2024
Nov 17, 2024
16 min
In this juiced-up episode, we try and make sense of whatever the hell just happened and explain what it all means for the world (and podcasts). Also: science. Plus, who the f**k is Suzie? There's also a really weird flag and even some 'farm' talk. It's a quickie, but it's a goodie. This is episode 21!

Sep 17, 2024
20 - Invader
Sep 17, 2024
Sep 17, 2024
30 min
In episode 20 of the Goat, we look at the funniest, craziest moments of the debate and try and work out what it all means. We go deep into the dark side and try and find the comedy in war and serial killers. Possibly our most un-funny episode ever. Enjoy!

Aug 2, 2024
19 - In One Ear
Aug 2, 2024
Aug 2, 2024
44 min
This week, a mountain of an episode (a mountain goat)... We cover all the madness... including, among other things; the attempt on Trump's life, the Biden bow out, the arrival of Kamala... As usual, there's loads of analysis, impersinations, cheap jokes, ropey music and fun. Plus, we look at what's happening in the UK (and NZ too) and much much more. Do yourself a favour and get goatin!

Jul 6, 2024
18 - Frail Hope
Jul 6, 2024
Jul 6, 2024
20 min
This week, Joe Biden's age catches up with him. Has he still got the marbles to defeat 'young' Donald Trump? Also, the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Plus, the usual bleats, a flag review and there's even some sport. All that and more in episode 18 of the Goat. Get some!

Jun 24, 2024
17 - The Crocodile Pond
Jun 24, 2024
Jun 24, 2024
29 min
We're back after a short 56 week break... This week, politics in the UK, Trump-Biden, plus Putin-Kim's budding bromance of tyranny. We've also got some weird sayings, annoying vending machines, unwanted instructions, a disgustingly intriguing flag and quite a decent amount more. The goat's back. Get involved!

May 19, 2023
16 - Possibly a Turner
May 19, 2023
May 19, 2023
34 min
In this absolute beast of an episode, we cover "most aspects of almost everything in the world, ever". From art to politics to football to feelings, it's all here. We've got our own 'king's comedy coronation', plus priceless (probably actually priceless) art, broken down cars and an 87 year old tennis legend! We also go inside the mind of Donald Trump. There's even a machine that has learnt to mimic Niall's voice and we've got an extra big mix of music stings and voice impersonations. Sit back, relax and come with us on a wild auditory ride. It's episode 16 of the Confused Goat!

Apr 1, 2023
15 - A.I Crosses The Road
Apr 1, 2023
Apr 1, 2023
31 min
In this episode, AI takes over. We don't even need us really. Also, we look at Trump, Biden, Rishi and Hipkins (yes Hipkins). Plus there's flag review, dodgy mechanics, bickering, relationship advice, weird sayings and so much bloody more. There's even a new jingle. Enjoy episode 15. We knocked the bastard off!

Feb 15, 2023
14 - My Drink’s on Fire!
Feb 15, 2023
Feb 15, 2023
24 min
In episode 14, we're all over cocktails. Plus, we take a look at the Greatest Animal Of All Time (the GAOAT). We also discuss New Zealand's new Prime Minister (who?) and other world news. We look at toes. What are they and why? We also discuss dogs, ageing, Trump and a variety of other seemingly disconnected things, like why do some countries say "McDonalds" and other's say "MacDonalds" All this and so, so, so many more mind expanding conversations. Oh the joy!

Dec 9, 2022
13 - Upside Down Christmas
Dec 9, 2022
Dec 9, 2022
25 min
This week, Christmas trees, upside down art, and things New Zealander's say that Brits don't. Plus more biggest understatements in history, and an in depth dissection of flag designs and flag re-designs. We have a good (and very sweary) bleat about stuff and there's even some Christmas portmanteaus... All this and so ho ho much more in episode 13. Merry Christmas!

Nov 9, 2022
12 - I’m Done For
Nov 9, 2022
Nov 9, 2022
31 min
Niall gives a first hand account of a Welsh A&E. (Let's just say you don't want to be needing the NHS right now). We also cover off the latest news regarding Trump, Biden, Truss, Rishi, Bojo, Keir Starmer, Gavin Williamson and ex-politician turned media star - Maaaaaaaaaatt Hancock (who's about to debut on I'm a Celebrity). There's a brand new segment this week looking at some of history's greatest understatements. Our weekly 'Bleat Sheet' has a good moan about film company credits and annoying phrases. We also look at the confusion around some examples of name-shortening. As well as all this, there's some incredibly average portmanteaus and we dissect Australia's flag... Get it all here in episode 12! Huzzah!

Oct 4, 2022
11 - The N Word
Oct 4, 2022
Oct 4, 2022
26 min
This week, the Nuclear threat. Is 'Putin' really mad enough to press the button? Plus Niall joins the Berriew Winter Tennis League. Also in this episode... UK's 'kami-Kwazi' budget, Liz Truss's week in hiding, more King Charles and pen-gate (this runs deep), Tesla robots that look like Biden, Biden's "where's Jackie" moment, Siri, Google Assist and just so much bloody more. Episode 11. Yum.

Sep 14, 2022
10 - Long Live the King!
Sep 14, 2022
Sep 14, 2022
34 min
In episode 10 we discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, the succession of King Charles III, the appointment of Liz Truss as UK Prime Minister. (Just a quiet one then). We also cover off Ukraine, Putin, China and Trump. Plus, we discuss bad internet forums, Stormtroopers, and the Rolling Stones. All this, plus ropey songs, voice impressions and a cascade of uninformed opinions, plus so so much more! Listen here or where all good podcasts are podded.

Aug 3, 2022
09 - Chess Robots
Aug 3, 2022
Aug 3, 2022
25 min
Violent robots, plus record temperatures in rural Wales. There's also our political update from the UK and we look at Trump's strange return to Washington this week. We also meander through some sport (including a nice bleat about golf subtitles) and there's another instalment of 'insect sex'. All this plus some bad Arnie impressions and so much more. Just try it! Once you go goat...

Jul 7, 2022
08 - A Dog Cycle
Jul 7, 2022
Jul 7, 2022
31 min
It's all about life-cycles this week. The cycle of a dog, the cycle of a Prime Minister and the cycle of a creature that lives in the ass of a wasp. There's lots of non-cycle stuff too. It's episode 8 of the goat. Get some!

Jun 16, 2022
07 - Getting Old
Jun 16, 2022
Jun 16, 2022
31 min
As the world's economies crumble, we take a look at the news headlines. Then, in a brand new segment called 'Giddy Goat' we look at what made us happy this week :) Plus, how getting old means getting un-PC, how emotion sells phones, and more insect sex (this week the Giraffe Weevil). Also, Tom Cruise, the Queen and Paddington Bear, plus so much more in Episode 7 of the 'Goat'.

Jun 2, 2022
06 - Cackle of Hyenas
Jun 2, 2022
Jun 2, 2022
29 min
We cover the Queen's Jubilee and we unpick the latest news from the world of politics. Plus, the Jonny Depp-Amber Heard verdict is in. Also, songs that go on too long and some of our favourite collective animal nouns. There's also a myriad of impressions and ridiculous stories. Enjoy episode 6 of the Confused Goat.

May 13, 2022
05 - Crakin’ A Rat
May 13, 2022
May 13, 2022
33 min
Farts. Also, the latest news from around the world, including the mysterious lawnmower burglar. Plus, we take a closer look at parliament porn, rip the shit out of chat bots, and discuss doll-content. All this and so much more in episode 5 of the Confused Goat.

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